Los Angeles Adult Entertainment: Ask JT! I’ma Semi-Famous Closeted Actor. That’s Cool, Right?
We’ve long said it would be the best possible thing for the gay rights movement if every celebrity who was closeted were to come out. So here’s my plan.
We stop having sex with them until they do.
Come on, it’s genius! Seriously. I’m calling on every gay person out there. Let’s sign a pact. If we all agree as a movement to withhold our junk from every closeted actor’s drooling, quivering lips until they concede and live openly gay lives, I’d say it would be about a week before prime time television was bursting at the seams with openly gay cast members.
The closeted gays in Hollywood are only human. They have needs just like the rest of us. And sure, they can always find male prostitutes, which is why I’m also calling on you, O Hustlers of the Hills! Stand with us, friends.
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