Los Angeles Adult Entertainment: Sorry Kobe and Laker fans, but Kobe Bryant STINKS
The answer to all this is (cover your eyes Laker fans) Kobe Bryant. He is notorious for forcing shots, yelling at teammates, trying to scream over Phil Jackson in time outs, causing dissension, killing puppies, and raping women. (Unfortunately, only one of those things is untrue, or at least unsubstantiated. But this is Bleacher Report, so we’ll just assume it’s true.) Kobe Bryant is the sole reason that North Koreans are starving right now.
And do you know what? All this is coming from a Kobe Bryant FANATIC! I love the guy. Like all other Kobe fans, I would die for him. I try to justify his behavior by any and all means necessary, including passing along rumors to demean other professional athlete’s credibility to justify the Black Mamba’s, regardless the degree of truth there is to them, which there is no way I could know anyways. I would die for Kobe Bryant. I would kill for Kobe Bryant. I would prostitute myself out for Kobe Bryant. This is how much I, and every other Kobe Bryant fan’s attitude is toward him. I have just had an epiphany about him.
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