Los Angeles Strip Clubs: 70 chucklesome Chuck Norris facts — One for every year he’s been kicking ass
And on the first day Chuck Norris was created … and he took care of everything else later that afternoon.
7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as giraffes.
8. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
9. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
10. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
11. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realised that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
12. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognises the element of surprise.
13. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
14. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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